Category Archives: ThinkGeek

Bacon Soap

How many times has the following scenario happened to you? You wake up late and have to compress your morning routine into a matter of minutes. In order to get fed and clean, you shower and eat breakfast at the same time. You close your eyes to prevent soap from getting in, and lather up. […]

Handycooler Personal Air Conditioner

Some would say that man’s most important invention was the sewer, insisting that it kept disease at bay. Others might point at the Apollo program, and all the advances the space race gave us. Still others might say that the Internet was greater. All those folks are chumps. Air conditioning, baby. Since we started banging […]

Iron Man Arc Chest Light

There’s a friendly local gaming store in a certain southern city that has a man behind the counter who hates Iron Man. You cannot mention Iron Man in the presence of this guy without him flying off the handle for a good 20 minutes about how much he despises Tony Stark for all the things […]

Boba Fett Plush Rocket Backpack

“Bob A. Fett is a hard working young man. Though he isn’t the most popular clone at school, he still has a sense of style. Bob likes wearing his jetpack around. Now, he’s not allowed to fly around during school hours, so he uses his pack to carry his stuff. Soda, books, candy – all […]

Vibe Compressed Powder Energy Gum

The zombies are coming. You have an exam to study for. Your boss just gave you an insane project completion deadline. Regardless of your problem, one thing is clear: you need to stay awake for a long time. Well, break out your shotgun shell bandolier and load it up with metal test tubes of Vibe […]

Star Wars MP3 Alarm Clock Lamp

“Straight from the streets of Coruscant, where capitalism reigns supreme, come this pair of alarm clocks. Full of features, they are, and all crammed into a bobble-head-esque version of two of the most beloved Star Wars characters of all time: Darth Vader and Boba Fett. Who wouldn’t want to go to bed with one of […]

Urbanears High Fashion Headphones

“It used to be that we had two devices in our sacks-o-gadgets: music players and phones. When your phone rang, you pulled your headphones off and pressed your phone to your ear. When you were done, on go the headphones again and your music resumes. It wasn’t really tedious, though – it was what we […]

Tetris Mug

You’re welcome! What is it with earworms anyway? You start thinking about a song and then BAM! there it is in your head, playing itself on endless loop. And it’s never the whole song; it’s always some random snippet. In a recent study, 9 out of 10 adults have reported having an earworm that lasted […]

Picture.bmp Photo Frame

“Perhaps you’ve got a photo of you and your honey on a beach in Fiji that you’d like to display to the world. Maybe you’ve got a shot of you peering boldly over the edge of the Grand Canyon. Then again, you may have photographic evidence of Bigfoot hanging out at a party with you […]

USB Memory Watch

A watch with multi-gigs of built-in storage capacity! You may recall from Episode IV that R2 was carrying some important files destined for delivery to Obi-Wan. These files were, of course, a distress message from Princess Leia and plans for the Empire’s newly operational battle station. These plans played a critical part in the successful […]