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Have you always wanted to visit the tallest peaks in the world? Here’s your chance! Welcome to Uncharted Adventures, your fully-licensed, authentic tour operator specializing in journeys to areas of Nepal, Tibet, and the Himalayas. We strive to make this a once-in-a-lifetime experience for you. With us you can see the mountains up close and […]

Aperture Laboratories Work Shirt

“Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Employee Application and Immersion Training Suite. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Note that this chamber will be monitored at all times. We have found that through careful monitoring, we can more accurately determine which subjects are most […]

Aperture Laboratories Polo Shirt

“Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Employee Application and Immersion Training Suite. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Note that this chamber will be monitored at all times. We have found that through careful monitoring, we can more accurately determine which subjects are most […]

Nakatomi Towers

So, there’s this guy that works at ThinkGeek. We don’t wanna call him out, so we’ll call him… McClane. You’ll never see this guy walking down a hallway or going through a door. No, not McClane. He’s always up in the ceiling or inside the walls or in an air duct or… honestly, sometimes we’re […]

Locked ON – Proximity Sensing Shirt

“The sidewinder missile launched an era of military weapons with auto-targeting capabilities. Why worry about aiming, when “”fire and forget”” technology can take out a concealed bunker from thousands of miles away? Now ThinkGeek makes auto-targeting personal with the Locked ON Proximity Sensing T-Shirt. Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one […]

Achievement Unlocked: Red Ring of Death

“This article was previously published under Q1337 SYMPTOMS Your Xbox 360 bricked. Three flashing red lights indicate its non-responsiveness. Also known as a general hardware failure. Also known as the Red Ring of Death. CAUSE This is by design. You really should step away from the console and get out more. RESOLUTION Have you tried […]

Free Spirit

“Okay. So we’ll admit it. This xkcd had more than one of us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ sniffling. It was totally something we got in our collective eyes. What with all the R/C helicopters flying through the air and powdered caffeinated candy being passed around here, you can totally understand. *sniff* Poor little […]

Periodic BaCoN

“Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there’s our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there […]

Capsaicin Molecule Babydoll

The stuff chilis are made of, literally. Capsaicin is responsible for that bite and that pungency which makes chili peppers (at least the hotter varieties) such a challenge to eat. One word of advice, never touch a habanero and then use the restroom without first washing your hands thoroughly. A pepper’s hotness is measured in […]