Tag Archives: Caffeine

Vibe Compressed Powder Energy Gum

The zombies are coming. You have an exam to study for. Your boss just gave you an insane project completion deadline. Regardless of your problem, one thing is clear: you need to stay awake for a long time. Well, break out your shotgun shell bandolier and load it up with metal test tubes of Vibe […]

Zombie Mints

Mr. Zombie had a hard day. The morning was full of dodging shotgun blasts and locals with shovels. He had a light lunch (two brains, a kidney, seven feet of intestine, and a peppermint patty he found on the ground) and then decided to check out his favorite discotheque. There he spied the most heinous […]

Diablo Caffeinated Energy Strips

The trouble with energy drinks is they go into your stomach. That might sound strange at first, but read on. When you imbibe an energy drink it has to go through your stomach before getting into your blood stream, which significantly slows down your rush. And we just can’t have that, now can we? Diablo […]

Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies

“You’ve stuffed yourself full of noodles and wontons and spicy bits of fried chicken. Oh, and egg rolls and dumplings and those crunchy soft things that you’re not sure what they are, but dang are they good. And then the bill arrives – with fortune cookies. The fortune cookies serve to remind you how nice […]

Mayan Magic Chocolate Making Kit

“The human enjoyment of chocolate dates from before the time of the Olmecs, Mayans, Aztecs, Incans. More than 3000 years ago, folks in Mexico, Central, and South America discovered the joyous and healthful properties of the cacao plant. Alas, though, most of the things we know as chocolate today are processed so much with sugar […]

Warp Mints – Green T – Lemon/Lime

Warp Green-T brings an invigorating infusion of green tea extract to the original Warp Mints formula for a completely new concept in the energy mint category. Warp Green-T combines the delicious flavor of lemon-lime citrus, with the refreshing taste of green tea. Each Warp Green-T provides a high-octane formulation of: Green Tea Extract – Since […]

Awesomesauce Hot Sauce

“You’ve done it. You’ve succeeded in cooking the best meal on the planet. It sits before you, the aromas of success dancing in the air. You consider calling your parents, the Pope, Guinness Book of World Records, your local Congressperson, someone, anyone – the world must know about your culinary achievement! Just then a giant […]

Prank Powder Decepti-candy

“There is nothing more enjoyable than pranking someone. The thrill of wondering if your subject will take the bait, the enjoyment as you hear them cry out, and the all-day-long internal glow as you witness your subject spend the rest of the day in shame – ah, the simple pleasures of life. Well, we wanted […]

Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion

What do Zombies and Vulcans have in common? Well, actually more than you’d expect. First, they both don’t show emotion (Vulcans through intense training and zombies through lack of grey matter). Second, their blood is the same color. Green! And third – it tastes great! Seriously, if you sucked out Spock’s blood or Specimen Bub’s […]

Penguin Mints

We love these. Very, very much. In fact we are building a sculpture out of empty tins (we’ll show you that later…) Three penguin mints are equivalent to about 1 coke in terms of caffeine. There are about 75 mints per tin. Drop one in a bawls if you want to get serious (actually, we’ve […]