Tag Archives: Culture

Nakatomi Towers

So, there’s this guy that works at ThinkGeek. We don’t wanna call him out, so we’ll call him… McClane. You’ll never see this guy walking down a hallway or going through a door. No, not McClane. He’s always up in the ceiling or inside the walls or in an air duct or… honestly, sometimes we’re […]

Oceanic Airlines Safety Information Card Shirt

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard Oceanic Airlines Flight Eight-One-Five with non-stop service to Los Angeles International Airport. If Los Angeles is not in your travel plans today, please see a flight attendant. The captain has estimated our flying time at 20 hours and 27 minutes. Please pay attention as we demonstrate the […]

Bazinga!

“Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of “”bazingas”” in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): […]

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

“Right. It’s no secret that we love the show The Big Bang Theory. You know what we like best about them? That they get geekier each season. For instance, introducing Wil Wheaton in a cameo role. First season BBT wouldn’t have done that. But now they’re savvy enough to know he’s a great fit for […]

“Define “”Interesting”””

“Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: “”May you live in interesting times.”” (Translation: “”We really hope the […]

Allergic to Stupid People

“Peter: Oh god, I hope you’re not pregnant, we can’t afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley… Brian: Peter those aren’t your kids, that’s the Nick-at-Night lineup. Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda… Brian: That’s Street Fighter. Humans can […]

Meat Popsicle

“If you experienced the luxury and grandeur of Fhloston Paradise, you probably thought we couldn’t top it. But our engineers have done the impossible. We’d love to welcome you aboard the Fhloston Paradise II. Lushly appointed and crafted from the galaxy’s finest resources, the Fhloston Paradise II brings new meaning to “”exquisite.”” With the same […]

Jaynestown

“Anti-heroes are the best. You don’t have to put up with the holier-than-thou attitude, and you get the same results in the end. Granted, the hero half of Jayne’s anti-heroism is because the good guys pay better. And, for the town of Canton, because strongboxes are heavy ballast. Okay. So he’s an accidental hero. This […]

Don’t Panic & Carry a Towel

“This shirt is a reproduction of a poster produced by the Earth Ministry of Information. It was the third in a series, intended to be released only in the event of Vogon invasion. Unfortunately, since the Vogons demolished the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass, it never really got a chance to be […]

Dr. Horrible Lab Coat Shirt

Dr. Horrible here, or you can call me Billy, maybe (but only if you’re a cute girl). While any dolt with half a brain could have realized that a life of evil, while glamorous, is not particularly lucrative. I apparently missed that memo. I cannot believe my eyes… how the world’s filled with filth and […]