Tag Archives: Kitchen

Bacon Soap

How many times has the following scenario happened to you? You wake up late and have to compress your morning routine into a matter of minutes. In order to get fed and clean, you shower and eat breakfast at the same time. You close your eyes to prevent soap from getting in, and lather up. […]

Ice Straws

It’s rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea […]

Digital Photo Mug

“We caffeine addicts would like to remind you why we have a drinking problem. A coffee drinking problem. Occasionally a Tea Earl Grey Hot problem. We drink because we stay up late playing new releases. We drink because the internet is just too hard to put down. We drink because staring at lines of code […]

The Ex – Unique Pen Holder

“Six. Six pens. Ha ha ha. Who would we like to stab today? Let’s stab that annoying guy we know who irons his underwear. *stab* ONE! ONE PEN STABBING! Ha ha ha! What about stabbing that hyperactive guy with the high pitched voice and red hair? *stab* TWO! TWO PENS STABBING! Ha ha ha! What […]

Flash Drive Bottle Opener

There are so many things that a geek should carry around, but if you did manage to remember all of them, you’d look like you were ready to hike the Alps. So we settle. We carry things like Swiss Army Knives or multitools. And of course, the one tool we really need is the one […]

Origami Colander

The problem with most food is that it either grows out of dirt, or it poops. Sorry to be so graphic, but it’s true. Whether your food is of the dirt-growing variety or excretes solid waste, you’re going to want to make sure it’s clean before you eat it. Back in olden times, you know […]

Gravity Activated Flipmill

There are a lot of you cooking geeks out there, and we count ourselves among them. Thanks to the likes of Julia Child, Gordon Ramsay, and Sir Alton Brown (what? he’s not knighted? Well, he should be!), geeks everywhere are learning all about the complex chemistry of cooking. One thing that gets pounded into our […]

Knik Foldable Trivet

Watch it! That pan is hot! When dishing out delicious redskin garlic mashed potatoes, or a hot apple pie right out of the oven, or a full skillet full of maple brown sugar thick-cut bacon, it’s best to have the pan right there on the table for maximum deliciosity. Is that a word? Nevermind – […]

Squishy Bowl Set

“Our favorite thing to eat is food and our favorite things to drink are liquids. Sometimes it’s hard to eat and drink at work because people use up all the paper cups and don’t tell anyone. And if you want a nice bowl of cereal, forget about it (unless you’ve brought a bowl from home). […]

Molecular Gastronomy Starter Kit

“Some say cooking is an art form – that recipes are merely guidelines to what makes food delicious. You’ve seen it on TV: a porcine chef sweating enthusiastically over a steaming pot of jambalaya, while tossing fistfulls of spices and shouting “”Wham!”” (or something more trademark-friendly). Chefs like that are good at what they do […]