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Hang In There

Have you always wanted to visit the tallest peaks in the world? Here’s your chance! Welcome to Uncharted Adventures, your fully-licensed, authentic tour operator specializing in journeys to areas of Nepal, Tibet, and the Himalayas. We strive to make this a once-in-a-lifetime experience for you. With us you can see the mountains up close and […]

Nakatomi Towers

So, there’s this guy that works at ThinkGeek. We don’t wanna call him out, so we’ll call him… McClane. You’ll never see this guy walking down a hallway or going through a door. No, not McClane. He’s always up in the ceiling or inside the walls or in an air duct or… honestly, sometimes we’re […]

Achievement Unlocked: Red Ring of Death

“This article was previously published under Q1337 SYMPTOMS Your Xbox 360 bricked. Three flashing red lights indicate its non-responsiveness. Also known as a general hardware failure. Also known as the Red Ring of Death. CAUSE This is by design. You really should step away from the console and get out more. RESOLUTION Have you tried […]

Free Spirit

“Okay. So we’ll admit it. This xkcd had more than one of us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ sniffling. It was totally something we got in our collective eyes. What with all the R/C helicopters flying through the air and powdered caffeinated candy being passed around here, you can totally understand. *sniff* Poor little […]

Periodic BaCoN

“Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there’s our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there […]

Oceanic Airlines Safety Information Card Shirt

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard Oceanic Airlines Flight Eight-One-Five with non-stop service to Los Angeles International Airport. If Los Angeles is not in your travel plans today, please see a flight attendant. The captain has estimated our flying time at 20 hours and 27 minutes. Please pay attention as we demonstrate the […]

Bazinga!

“Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of “”bazingas”” in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): […]

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

“Right. It’s no secret that we love the show The Big Bang Theory. You know what we like best about them? That they get geekier each season. For instance, introducing Wil Wheaton in a cameo role. First season BBT wouldn’t have done that. But now they’re savvy enough to know he’s a great fit for […]

“Define “”Interesting”””

“Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: “”May you live in interesting times.”” (Translation: “”We really hope the […]

Torso-Friendly Hadron Collider

“To the tune of “”Particle Man”” and with apologies to They Might Be Giants: Large Hadron Collider, Large Hadron Collider Not particle man but particle guider Really cold place, zoomin’ around Large Hadron Collider Is it in France or is it Swiss? When it gets going does it cause an abyss? And is the Higgs […]