Tag Archives: Warfare

NERF Transforming Assault Blaster

Sometimes you need some shock and awe in your office arsenal. And that’s when you’ll grab your NERF Transforming Assault Blaster. No funny stories here, this blaster is just one of the nicest NERF guns in the world. It shoots great, has a pump-action, shotgun-style reloading, and holds a clip of 6 darts. And it’s […]

Da Vinci’s Wood Catapult Kit

“Leonardo Da Vinci was a gifted artist. A look into his illustrations proves what a genius he was . . . a comic genius, that is. Scattered throughout his inventions and anatomical diagrams are caricatures of his students – exaggerating their features (especially on the pupils he didn’t like). It’s true; look it up. Anywho, […]

Wooden Catapult and Trebuchet Kits

In the days before gunpowder (at least in the west), folks had to find new and intriguing ways to throw death and destruction at each other. They started by throwing rocks, then progressed to hurling giant stones, and then to flinging boulders. The evolution of the machines used to accomplish this hurling is as intriguing […]

Colonel J. Fizziwig’s Blasters

“That’s right, gentlemen, step right up! Can you all hear me in the back? Excellent! Now tell me, how many times have you been walking through the back alleys of Philadelphia when suddenly you find yourself face to face with a band of horrible slavering Dreadfuls hell-bent on devouring your flesh? What sort of self-defense […]

Marshmallow Mforcer Semi-Automatic Pistol

When it’s time for Buck Brannigan (Zapp’s younger sibling and star of his own children’s series, much like the Power Rangers of today) to suit up, only one sidearm is awesome enough to make the cut. He selects the Marshmallow Mforcer Semi-Automatic Pistol (and not just because they are a sponsor of his show). Made […]

Zombie Shooting Gallery

With the swine flu pandemic already upon us, how long do you think it will take before a deadly T-Virus infects the globe turning ordinary citizens into shambling undead brain-eating zombies? We give it a few months… just enough time to hone your killing skills with the Zombie Shooting Gallery. Take aim with the included […]

Now Dead: The Disturbed Man Who Created the Neutron Bomb [Nukes]

Sam Cohen conceived of the neutron bomb as a way of morally killing large populations during warfare, while leaving everything else intact. It didn’t work. He later claimed to have been inspired by tra…

Rubber Bandit Rubber Band Shooting Pen

“Mankind moved a step forward to the future and a step away from the past when writing was developed. Now ideas could be preserved for all time. Another leap forward in our collective evolution was when the first wiseass realized that rubber bands could be stretched and shot at coworkers. Such fun. The time has […]

Marshmallow Shooter

“The Marshmallow Shooter is an excellent addition to the office arsenal, shooting calamitous confections over 30 feet. It is easy to fire and reload, making it perfect for quick attacks (or rapid defense). The Shooter holds up to 20 marshmallows for extended office campaigns, and is capable of rapid fire for laying down cover for […]

Marshmallow Blaster

Most offices have many levels, both in social structure and in geometric space. This can present difficulties when planning office raids and attack strategies. For many missions a rapid fire, sugar-spewing shooter is what is needed (see the Marshmallow Shooter below). But sometimes that’s just not enough. For the times when you need heavy fire, […]