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Capsaicin Molecule Babydoll

The stuff chilis are made of, literally. Capsaicin is responsible for that bite and that pungency which makes chili peppers (at least the hotter varieties) such a challenge to eat. One word of advice, never touch a habanero and then use the restroom without first washing your hands thoroughly. A pepper’s hotness is measured in […]

“Define “”Interesting”” Babydoll”

“Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: “”May you live in interesting times.”” (Translation: “”We really hope the […]

Bazinga! Babydoll

“Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of “”bazingas”” in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): […]

Fail Whale Babydoll

“Birth is probably traumatic on a little brain. You’ve been hanging out in this warm, wet environment for 9 months, and all of a sudden there are bright lights and loud noises. However, we think it was probably a little more traumatic for the whale and the bowl of petunias. When you come into the […]

Spanish Inquisition Babydoll

“Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is fear. Fear and surprise. Our two, two main weapons are fear, surprise, and a ruthless efficiency. Our three, three main weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Ah. Amongst our weapons are fear, surprise…. Amongst our weaponry are…. Ah. […]

e by Numbers Babydoll

If there were a red headed stepchild of mathematical constants, it would be ‘e’, the base of the Natural Logarithm. ‘e’ just doesn’t seem to be as popular as its transcendental and irrational cousin, Pi. More than likely this is due to the fact that ‘e’ takes a few more brain cells to grok than […]

Ninja Stack Babydoll

“Generally, we don’t recommend stacking ninjas. That tends to make them angry, and you wouldn’t like them when they’re angry. But when they’re this cute, who can resist? Use the three-high ninja stack to get the frisbee off the roof, to change your lightbulbs (to blacklight, naturally), or to kneecap Godzilla. The possibilities are endless! […]

Looking for a Japanese Boyfriend Babydoll

“Apparently there’s a whole bunch of ladies in the world who wouldn’t mind getting attention from Japanese men in the world. This best-selling t-shirt features clear, clean text and a message that is perhaps best translated as “”Now accepting applications for Japanese boyfriends.”” Features a nice pink “”rising sun of Japan”” in the design. You […]

Phi by Numbers Babydoll

We think this is the most beautiful shirt we’ve ever made, but you might say that’s irrational. *rimshot* Hey — you’re still reading! Score. So, let’s talk about Phi. Phi’s a number with a lot of baggage. Lots of folks make claims about it that it doesn’t know about that then make it look bad. […]